Shaquille O’Neal has added a new title to his already ridiculous résumé: honorary FBI special agent. After graduating with FBI National Academy Session 299, Shaq was recognized for his longtime support of law enforcement. But apparently, he had one very specific assignment in mind. During a speech to the graduating class, Shaq told the officers that if they happen to see Charles Barkley, they should arrest him. It was clearly a joke aimed at his longtime friend and Inside the NBA co-host. Shaq has had a real history with law enforcement, including reserve-officer roles with departments in Florida and Georgia. So now he has the badge, the credentials—and apparently a personal warrant for Chuck.